For all you aspiring kickers and punters out there, I’ve written an article on how to be successful based on my 12 years of experience playing competitive football. This is guaranteed to make you a better kicker, as demonstrated by the following graph:
So check it out; just don’t forget to thank me when you’re hitting 55 yarders in a driving snowstorm to win the championship for your team.
That was the absolute worst thing i’ve ever read. i think i now know less about kicking because of you. Do yourself and everyone in the world and take that off the internet. It will be much appreciated
Glad you enjoyed it!
I disagree with Tanner. I thought it was the finest piece of writing ever composed in the English language. Since reading it, I have become an amazing kicker. I currently have an accuracy of about 95% over a range of 75 yards on turf (70 on grass). I believe this piece should remain on the internet.
Fred, that’s great news. Even Janikowski’s range on turf is only 70. I’m happy my article was able to help!