Archive for ‘Sports’

Bills are 6-7

December 10th, 2008   

Looks like the greatest team ever is taking a break this year to let someone else win the Super Bowl. That’s understandable since they’re not only great but generous. Look for them to take the Lombardi home next year instead.

Bills are 5-1

October 19th, 2008   

No surprise, the greatest team ever is on top of the AFC East through the first six games. I figured I’d post some pictures of the hardware the Bills should be bringing home this year:

Lamar Hunt trophy Lombardi trophy Super Bowl ring

I recommend purchasing Super Bowl tickets now before they sell out.

How to Kick a Football

October 2nd, 2008   

For all you aspiring kickers and punters out there, I’ve written an article on how to be successful based on my 12 years of experience playing competitive football. This is guaranteed to make you a better kicker, as demonstrated by the following graph:

So check it out; just don’t forget to thank me when you’re hitting 55 yarders in a driving snowstorm to win the championship for your team.

How to Kick a Football (PDF)