Looks like the greatest team ever is taking a break this year to let someone else win the Super Bowl. That’s understandable since they’re not only great but generous. Look for them to take the Lombardi home next year instead.
No surprise, the greatest team ever is on top of the AFC East through the first six games. I figured I’d post some pictures of the hardware the Bills should be bringing home this year:
I recommend purchasing Super Bowl tickets now before they sell out.
Sometimes you run across a piece of art so monumental that looking at it changes your life. Any artist would be incredibly lucky if he or she created even one such work in a lifetime. Unbelievably, renowned artist Kurt J. Hinterbichler has created nine of them. View them all at the link below, and be prepared for the outcry as art is brought kicking and screaming into a new revolution.
For all you aspiring kickers and punters out there, I’ve written an article on how to be successful based on my 12 years of experience playing competitive football. This is guaranteed to make you a better kicker, as demonstrated by the following graph:
So check it out; just don’t forget to thank me when you’re hitting 55 yarders in a driving snowstorm to win the championship for your team.
Renowned composer Kurt J. Hinterbichler gives us his visionary new work for page turner and piano. Requiring virtuosic skill from the page turner, this piece should not be attempted without years of turning experience.
Even though I’m no physicist, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out how to solve some of these so-called “difficult” problems. I reveal the secrets, at no cost to you (though donations are accepted).
Renowned physicist Kurt J. Hinterbichler presents us with his grand unifying Theory of Everything. Theoretical physicists everywhere are in awe of this brilliantly elegant new theory. Click below to view Hinterbichler’s earth shattering paper.